The Nostril Picker

Jan 1, 1988

1h 17m

★ 4.1

He chose his weapons... He selected his victims... He picked his nose...

Overview

Joe is an ugly loser, incapable of picking up women. But when he’s taught a magical power, capable of transforming him into anyone he pleases and then back to his normal self, he decides to use it to live out his perverse fantasies. Initially content just watching them shower, Joe soon tires of mindless nudity and gears up to take his ultimate revenge against womankind: luring them to his shabby apartment, violently killing, and even eating them!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Front Porch Productions Inc.

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Cast

Joe Bukowski

Carl Zschering

Vince Armstrong

Edward Tanner

Jennifer Armstrong

Laura Cummings

Jo Bukowski

Ann Flood

Crisi Stroud

Gail Didia

Tracy Harper

Heidi M. Gregg

Brenda Kearn

Aimee Molinaro

Ed Simpson

Clyde Surrell

Transvestite

Steven Andrews

Bum

Horace Grimm

Walt Spencer

Bruce Alden

Les Watt

Brian Lauderdale

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