The Problem with Fiber Optics

Aug 7, 2005

0h 20m

★ 9.0

An Uproarious Sci-Fi Romantic Comedy!

Overview

Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts

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Cast

Sheldon Bemis

Ptolemy Slocum

Josephine Callaway

Amy Temple

Sylvia Bemis

Catherine Gray

Vivian Vindechet

Jenna Lee

Dr. Harry Wurzheimer

Kurt Kuersteiner

Walden Krausse

Bruce Taylor

Young Sheldon

Buzz Bryan

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