The Problem with Fiber Optics

Aug 7, 2005

0h 20m

★ 9.0

An Uproarious Sci-Fi Romantic Comedy!

Overview

Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts

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Cast

Sheldon Bemis

Ptolemy Slocum

Josephine Callaway

Amy Temple

Sylvia Bemis

Catherine Gray

Vivian Vindechet

Jenna Lee

Dr. Harry Wurzheimer

Kurt Kuersteiner

Walden Krausse

Bruce Taylor

Young Sheldon

Buzz Bryan

In Lincoln City, some inhabitants have extraordinary abilities. Most live below the poverty line, under the close surveillance of a heavily militarized police force. Connor, a construction worker with powers, involves with a criminal gang to help his ailing mother. (Based on the short film “Code 8,” 2016.)

6.9

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6.3

The Great Gatsby

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Nick Carraway, a young Midwesterner now living on Long Island, finds himself fascinated by the mysterious past and lavish lifestyle of his neighbor, the nouveau riche Jay Gatsby. He is drawn into Gatsby's circle, becoming a witness to obsession and tragedy.

0.0

There Had Better Be Blood

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0.0

Beach Boy

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Ben-David chases after his elusive first kiss, but he may have to break his mother's trust to get it.

5.5

Nine

Dec 3, 2009

Arrogant, self-centered movie director Guido Contini finds himself struggling to find meaning, purpose, and a script for his latest film endeavor. With only a week left before shooting begins, he desperately searches for answers and inspiration from his wife, his mistress, his muse, and his mother.

6.8

Futureless Things

Jun 26, 2014

The various faces of youth and people in an enclosed space of a convenience store for 12 hours.

6.4

Porky's

Nov 13, 1981

In 1954 Florida, a group of high school boys head to a strip club in the Everglades in an attempt to lose their collective virginity. When the club's owner and his sheriff brother swindle them out of their money and embarrass them, the boys plan revenge.

6.0

Sleepwalkers

Apr 10, 1992

Charles Brady and his mother, Mary, are the last of a dying breed whose needs are not of this world. They are Sleepwalkers - able to stay alive only by feeding on the life-force of the innocent, but destined to roam the earth, avoiding discovery while searching for their next victim. That search takes them to the sleepy little town of Travis, Indiana, where beautiful teenager Tanya Robertson is about to become an unwilling pawn in their nightmarish fight for survival.

6.7

Pretty in Pink

Feb 28, 1986

Andie is an outcast, hanging out either with her older boss, who owns the record store where she works, or her quirky high school classmate Duckie, who has a crush on her. When one of the rich and popular kids at school, Blane, asks Andie out, it seems too good to be true. As Andie starts falling for Blane, she begins to realize that dating someone from a different social sphere is not easy.

10.0

Hometown Boy Makes Good

Aug 2, 1990

A med school burnout returns to his small home town, but when he decides against telling his mother that he dropped out, complications ensue.

6.0

Last Orders

Sep 10, 2001

Jack Dodd was a London butcher who enjoyed a pint with his mates for over 50 years. When he died, he died as he lived, with a smile on his face watching a horse race on which he had bet, with borrowed money. But before he died he had a final request, 'Last Orders', that his ashes be scattered in the sea at Margate. The movie follows his mates, Ray, Lenny and Vic and his foster son Vince as they journey to the sea with the ashes. Along the way, the threads of their lives, their loves and their disappointments are woven together in their memories of Jack and his wife Amy

6.9

Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

Apr 8, 2005

Dr. Drakken has an evil new plot for world domination, but his ultimate success depends upon finding out KP's weakness which may involve a new hottie at Middleton High School named Eric, who suddenly sparks feelings in Ron about Kim that resemble much more than friendship. To make matters worse, Bueno Nacho, Ron's favorite fast food chain has turned sour on him by bombarding him with little Devils

7.4

Little Tickles

Nov 14, 2018

Odette is a 8-yr-old girl who loves to dance and draw. Once she has become an adult, Odette realizes she was abused, and immerses herself body and soul in her career as a dancer while trying to deal with her past.

8.4

Chihayafuru: Part III

Mar 17, 2018

Story takes place 2 years after "Chihayafuru Part 2" and Chihaya is now a high school senior.

6.9

Crazy Heart

Dec 16, 2009

When reporter Jean Craddock interviews Bad Blake—an alcoholic, seen-better-days country music legend—they connect, and the hard-living crooner sees a possible saving grace in a life with Jean and her young son.

7.0

Pygmalion

Oct 6, 1938

When linguistics professor Henry Higgins boasts that he can pass off Cockney flower girl Eliza Doolittle as a princess with only six months' training, Colonel George Pickering takes him up on the bet. Eliza moves into Higgins's home and begins her rigorous training after the professor comes to a financial agreement with her dustman father, Alfred. But the plucky young woman is not the only one undergoing a transformation.

5.1

Velociraptor

Jun 7, 2014

During the end of the world, two best friends walk around their city, talking about their sex lives, and one of them reveals they are still a virgin.

7.8

Life of Brian

Aug 17, 1979

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.

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