Money Making Morons

Jun 27, 2008

1h 34m

★ 0.0

ONLY TWELVE YEARS IN THE MAKING

Overview

"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.

Genres

Comedy

Family

Production Companies

Woodward Way Productions

Money Making Morons Trailers

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Cast

Jack

Keith Welch

Milo

Denton Harris

Mafia (John Shalako)

Rex Woodward

Whitney

Whitney Woodward

Brian

Brian Woodward

Mama

Norma Wing

Neighbor

Todd Hawkes

Neighbor's Wife

Leslie Hawkes

Banker

Dale Nartker

Brian and Whitney's Dad

Van Woodward

TV Host

Dale Robert Saxton

Foreman

Wes Woodward

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