Kiss Me Monster

Mar 28, 1969

1h 27m

★ 4.4

How to Create an Army of Young Lovers

Overview

On an island somewhere in the Caribbean a professor is experimenting with mankind. Meanwhile, The Red Lips are moonlighting on a striptease world tour, but as soon as they hit the stage, the girls are up to their pasties in stiffs, Satanists and Sapphic sadists, all after the professor's secret formula for human clones!

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Mystery

Thriller

Horror

Production Companies

Aquila Film Enterprises

Films Montana

Kiss Me Monster Trailers

Cast

Diana

Janine Reynaud

Regina

Rosanna Yanni

Francis McClune

Chris Howland

Jacques Maurier

Michel Lemoine

Andy

Manuel Velasco

Dimitri

Manolo Otero

Linda

Ana Casares

Eric Vicas

Adrian Hoven

Irina

Marta Reves

Inspektor Kramer

Barta Barri

Bulumba

María Antonia Redondo

Abilene's Contact Man (uncredited)

Jesús Franco

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