Ordinary Decent Criminal

Jan 7, 2000

1h 33m

★ 6.1

Stealing Is The Best Revenge

Overview

Michael Lynch is a notorious criminal with two wives and a flair for showmanship. He's also a huge embarrassment to the local police, who are determined to bring him down once and for all.

Genres

Comedy

Thriller

Production Companies

Little Bird

Fís Éireann/Screen Ireland

Filmstiftung Nordrhein-Westfalen

Tatfilm

The Greenlight Fund

Trigger Street Productions

Icon Productions

Ordinary Decent Criminal Trailers

Cast

Michael Lynch

Kevin Spacey

Christine Lynch

Linda Fiorentino

Alec

Colin Farrell

Stevie

Peter Mullan

Noel Quigley

Stephen Dillane

Lisa

Helen Baxendale

Tony Brady

David Hayman

Commissioner Daly

Patrick Malahide

Harrison

Gerard McSorley

Fr. Grogan

David Kelly

Tom Rooney

Gary Lydon

Billy Lynch

Paul Ronan

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