The ACTUAL Definitive Water Review

Feb 9, 2024

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Overview

Tatum Emerson and company debunk Caleb McCarthy's "The Definitive Water Review" with facts, evidence, and STEM knowledge.

Genres

Documentary

Comedy

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Cast

Local Genius / News Reporter #1

Tatum Emerson

Unpaid Boyfriend #3 / News Reporter #4 / Bone Knower

Kyra Parker

Target Expert / News Reporter #3

Coral Breeden

Oceanographer #1 / News Reporter #2

Alice Adams

Oceanographer #2 / Unpaid Boyfriend #2 / Voice of Whimsy

Frederick Ogston

Unpaid Boyfriend #1 / Incorrect Opinions on Water

Caleb McCarthy

Water Taste Expert

Cas Salamon

Public Commenter #1

Madenline Hunter

Public Commenter #2

Maeve Rust

The ocean contains the history of all humanity. The sea holds all the voices of the earth and those that come from outer space. Water receives impetus from the stars and transmits it to living creatures. Water, the longest border in Chile, also holds the secret of two mysterious buttons which were found on its ocean floor. Chile, with its 2,670 miles of coastline and the largest archipelago in the world, presents a supernatural landscape. In it are volcanoes, mountains and glaciers. In it are the voices of the Patagonian Indigenous people, the first English sailors and also those of its political prisoners. Some say that water has memory. This film shows that it also has a voice.

7.4

Water, Water Every Hare

Apr 19, 1952

Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole floods, causing him to float to the laboratory of an evil scientist who wants to use his brain for a robot.

6.5

The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan

Jun 18, 2004

Everyone has a skeleton or two in his or her closet, but what about the director behind some of the most successful thrillers ever to hit the silver screen? Could M. Night Shyamalan be hiding a deep, dark secret that drives his macabre cinematic vision? Now viewers will be able to find out firsthand what fuels The Sixth Sense director's seemingly supernatural creativity as filmmakers interview Shyamalan as well as the cast and crew members who have worked most closely with him over the years. Discover the early events that shaped the mind of a future master of suspense in a documentary that is as fascinating as it is revealing.

10.0

Lake

Apr 24, 2024

No overview available.

7.8

Luca

Jun 17, 2021

Luca and his best friend Alberto experience an unforgettable summer on the Italian Riviera. But all the fun is threatened by a deeply-held secret: they are sea monsters from another world just below the water’s surface.

0.0

Cadillac Desert: Water and the Transformation of Nature

Jun 24, 1997

Documentary on water usage, money, politics, the transformation of nature, and the growth of the American west, shown on PBS as a four-part miniseries.

0.0

The Joke

Oct 7, 2022

After hearing an immensely funny joke, a teenager starts laughing.

6.5

Back to the Titanic

Feb 23, 2020

Back to the Titanic documents the first manned dives to Titanic in nearly 15 years. New footage reveals fresh decay and sheds light on the ship’s future.

3.9

Magic to Win

Dec 1, 2011

Nobody knows that Professor Hong Sum Kwai is actually the Water Magician, one of the five elemental wizards. One day, Hong accidentally loses his magical powers, which are transferred to his student Cheng Meisi. The girl happily uses the superhuman abilities she acquired by luck in life, at school, and on the volleyball court, but those powers also land her in trouble as a war of wizardry rages around her... Fire Magician Bi Yewu is desperate to turn back time to change a tragedy in the past, but to do so he needs to bring together the powers of all five elemental wizards. Wood Magician Gu Xinyue foresees catastrophe if time is warped, so he alerts the other wizards - including Earth Magician Ling Feng and Metal Magician Charlie - to join forces and prevent it from happening...

6.0

Landscape

Jan 1, 1987

Landskap is a focused and tightly-constructed series of panorama, whose masterly projection of natural sound and cyclical construction are manifested in seasonal color-and-light variations, glistening sunlight and flowing streams.

7.0

South Park the Streaming Wars Part 2

Jul 13, 2022

A drought has brought the town of South Park to the brink of disaster.

7.6

Elemental

Jun 14, 2023

In a city where fire, water, land and air residents live together, a fiery young woman and a go-with-the-flow guy will discover something elemental: how much they have in common.

7.2

South Park the Streaming Wars

Jun 1, 2022

Cartman locks horns with his mom in a battle of wills while an epic conflict unfolds that threatens South Park’s very existence.

0.0

Water

Jun 25, 2011

A Tibetan woman collects water near her family's yak farm and brings it back home 80-pounds full, in a ritual that takes her an hour to complete. A selection from Peabody Award-winning documentarian Bari Pearlman’s Nangchen Shorts series.

0.0

Memorial

May 9, 2022

A memorial mourns as time passes

0.0

Heartless Disappearance Into Labrador Seas

Sep 9, 2008

When a marriage is threatened by a long excursion for work, domestic trouble is buffeted by family and friends.

10.0

5 Bottiglie

Oct 18, 2024

No overview available.

5.8

Fin'n Catty

Oct 23, 1943

"As everyone knows," the narrator begins, "goldfish must have water... and cats hate water." And so it goes.

0.0

The Flood

Jul 8, 2021

The decision to move to Holland doesn't sound like a wise idea. Why move to a country that could be flooded at any moment? For the last 25 years, the political climate has shifted. The public debate on migration has become harsher, more heated, and polarized. What would have been considered right-wing xenophobia back then, is now considered mainstream. Populists simplify complex realities into good and evil, victims and perpetrators: ‘us’ versus ‘them’. Their rhetoric often consists of dehumanizing words and metaphors. One of these is ‘water’. In reality, water is not an immediate threat to the average Dutch person; but it is a huge threat to the thousands trying to reach the Netherlands. People trying to survive the Mediterranean Sea in rubber boats. Trying to survive winter on the Aegean coast in primitive tents. To them, water really is deadly.