The Substitute

Mar 13, 2007

1h 33m

★ 5.6

Overview

6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?

Genres

Thriller

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Thura Film

The Substitute Trailers

Cast

Ulla Harms, Vikaren

Paprika Steen

Jesper Osböll

Ulrich Thomsen

Carl

Jonas Wandschneider

Philipp

Nikolaj Falkenberg-Klok

Rikke

Emma Juel Justesen

Lotte

Mollie Maria Gilmartin

Camilla

Josephine Gents

Laura

Emma Claudia Søndergaard

Tobias

Andreas Gram Nielsen

Malthe

Mathias Peter Kjær

Maria

Sonja Richter

Skoleinspektør Maele

Peter Hesse Overgaard

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