SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE

Dec 26, 2023

1h 26m

★ 9.0

The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!

Overview

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job. Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation. Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.

Genres

Documentary

Animation

History

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE Trailers

Cast

Satan

Tim Johnson

Jesus

Jay Tilles

Pastor Mark

Jesse Langley

Abraham

Peter Zerneck

Paul

Peter Zerneck

Israel

Peter Zerneck

Pharaoh

Peter Zerneck

Canaanite 4

Peter Zerneck

Disciple 1

Peter Zerneck

Canaanite 3

Alex Castro

Self

Bart D. Ehrman

Self

John J. Collins

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