I'm a Zombie, You're a Zombie, She's a Zombie

Nov 17, 1979

1h 37m

★ 3.9

Overview

An under-taker (Renzo Montagnini) unintentionally raises three accident victims from the dead while reading out-loud from a zombie pulp novel. He dies of a heart attack, but the zombies then turn around raise HIM with the same book, and the the four of them shamble off looking for food. After unsuccessfully trying to prey on passing motorists, they end up at an inn owned by the aunt of one of the men. After accidentally giving her a heart attack, they take over the inn and try dine on the guests, but their plans go hilariously awry as the movie turns into a parody of "Night of the Living Dead", its sequel (and Italian co-production) "Dawn of the Dead", as well as such classics as "Dead of Night" and even "The Wizard of Oz"

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

TV Cine 77

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Cast

Becchino

Renzo Montagnani

Mercante

Duilio Del Prete

Ciclista

Cochi Ponzoni

Svampita

Nadia Cassini

Buonanima

Gianfranco D'Angelo

Tullio Solenghi

Ghigo Masino

Giancarlo Sisti

Vera Drudi

Vedova

Anna Mazzamauro

zombie

Daniele Vargas

Vittorio Marsiglia

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