Blades

Oct 25, 1988

1h 38m

★ 5.2

Just when you thought it was safe to putt.

Overview

A peaceful country club becomes the hunting ground for a demonically possessed lawnmower with a taste for human flesh.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Finnegan International Motion Pictures

Troma Entertainment

Blades Trailers

Cast

Roy Kent

Robert North

Deke Slade

Jeremy Whelan

Kelly Lange

Victoria Scott D'Angelo

Bea Osgood

Holly Stevenson

Norman Osgood

William Towner

Lyle

Peter Wray

Charlie Kimmel

Charlie Quinn

Morgue Attendant

Bruce Katlin

Squire Evans

Lee Devin

Sonny Fagan

Bill Kimble

Detective

Donald Jackson

Malcolm Simpkins

Hank Berkheimer

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