The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Nov 7, 2024

1h 39m

★ 6.9

Silent night, hold on tight.

Overview

The Herdman kids are undeniably the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, cheat, bully and overall terrorize their small community. But this Christmas, they're taking over their local church Pageant – and they just might unwittingly teach a shocked little town the true meaning of Christmas.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Family

Production Companies

Kingdom Story Company

FletChet Entertainment

Lionsgate

Lumenas Studios

Media Capital Technologies

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever Trailers

Cast

Grace Bradley

Judy Greer

Bob Bradley

Pete Holmes

Beth Bradley

Molly Belle Wright

Narrator / Adult Beth Bradley (voice)

Lauren Graham

Charlie Bradley

Sebastian Billingsley-Rodriguez

Gladys Herdman

Kynlee Heiman

Claude Herdman

Matthew Lamb

Imogene Herdman

Beatrice Schneider

Leroy Herdman

Ewan Wood

Ollie Herdman

Essek Moore

Ralph Herdman

Mason D Nelligan

Alice Wendleken

Lorelei Olivia Mote

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