The Hyperborean

Oct 28, 2023

1h 34m

★ 6.0

It doesn't get more vintage than this.

Overview

A seasoned crisis manager navigates a dysfunctional family and their faltering whiskey company through a PR disaster involving triple homicide, Arctic ice mummies, and intergalactic moonshine.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Collingwood Film Co.

The Hyperborean Trailers

Cast

Diana Cameron

Liv Collins

Hollis Cameron

Tony Burgess

Lovie Madison

Jessica Vano

Rex Cameron

Ry Barrett

Mr. Denbok

Justin Bott

Fontano

Justin Darmanin

Mr. Da Silva

Steve Kasan

Ian Lamont

Michael Masurkevitch

John Boyle/ The Hyperborean

Greg Collins

Marcia Alderson

Aldous Cameron

Jonathan Craig

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