Early Bird Special

Dec 31, 2001

★ 0.0

Crime pays if you live long enough.

Overview

A black comedy that was produced but immediately went into arbitration and was seemingly not released.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Early Bird Special LLC

Early Bird Special Trailers

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Cast

Doctor

Scott Aguilar

Triage Nurse

Amy Benedict

Officer Lewis

Jeremiah Birkett

Doctor

David F. Frankel

Betty

Anita Gillette

Red Headed Cop

Jon Hamm

Mr. Carmichael

Robert Katims

Frankie

Scott Lincoln

Halloway

Jack McGee

Rodney

Michael Milhoan

Laredo

Nick Offerman

Mrs. Carmichael

Angela Paton

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