Frozen Assets

Oct 23, 1992

1h 36m

★ 3.2

She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!

Overview

Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

frozen assets productions

RKO Pictures

Frozen Assets Trailers

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Cast

Dr. Grace Murdock

Shelley Long

Zach Shepard

Corbin Bernsen

Peaches

Teri Copley

Newton Patterson

Larry Miller

Mrs. Patterson

Dody Goodman

Zach Shepard's mother

Jeanne Cooper

Jomisha

Jenifer Lewis

McTaggert

Paul Sand

Lewis Crandall

Gerrit Graham

Bobby Murdock

John Asher

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