Frozen Assets

Oct 23, 1992

1h 36m

★ 3.3

At First Family Sperm Bank, She banks on babies - He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!

Overview

A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

frozen assets productions

RKO Pictures

Frozen Assets Trailers

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Cast

Dr. Grace Murdock

Shelley Long

Zach Shepard

Corbin Bernsen

Peaches

Teri Copley

Newton Patterson

Larry Miller

Mrs. Patterson

Dody Goodman

Zach Shepard's mother

Jeanne Cooper

Jomisha

Jenifer Lewis

McTaggert

Paul Sand

Lewis Crandall

Gerrit Graham

Bobby Murdock

John Asher

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