

A batty new comedy that's guaranteed to suck!
From the depths of space, Dracula has devised his most dastardly plan yet; turning the residents of the small town of Marlow into his personal army of vampire zombies! A motley crew consisting of a grizzled detective, a rookie cop, a chain-smoking greaser, and a determined young woman band together to save the world from — (see title).
Officer James Wallace
Mary MacDowell

Vampira

Public Masturbator

Chief Ed Clarke

Nosferatu

Col. Harlan Talbit
Dr. Spice

Wayne

Dracula

Dylan
Roy MacDowell