I've Heard the Mermaids Singing

Sep 11, 1987

1h 21m

★ 5.6

Isn't life the strangest thing you've ever seen?

Overview

Scatterbrained Polly gets a job as a secretary in Gabrielle's art gallery. Polly aspires to be a professional photographer, and idolizes Gabrielle for her artistic ability. When Gabrielle rekindles an old romantic relationship with the younger painter Mary, Polly becomes jealous, and discovers Gabrielle isn’t exactly who she claims to be.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Téléfilm Canada

Ontario Arts Council

The Ontario Film Development Corporation

ONF | NFB

Canada Council for the Arts

I've Heard the Mermaids Singing Trailers

Cast

Polly Vandersma

Sheila McCarthy

Gabrielle St. Peres

Paule Baillargeon

Mary Joseph

Ann-Marie MacDonald

Clive

Richard Monette

Warren

John Evans

Waitress

Brenda Kamino

Woman in Office Window (uncredited)

Patricia Rozema

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