The Two Missionaries

Dec 21, 1974

1h 29m

★ 6.5

Those trinity twins tangle with the twisted truth!

Overview

Two missionaries come into conflict with the authorities when they turn their missionary into a parrot farm. The Bishop of Maracaibo calls them his 'black sheep' and the Monsignore has been called to check on their behavior. Like usual, our heroes help the poor to defend themselves and provoke some funny fist fights in the process.

Genres

Action

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

DDL Cinematografica

Marianne Productions

Produzione Cinematografiche Inter.Ma.Co.

The Two Missionaries Trailers

Cast

Father / Padre J.

Terence Hill

Father / Padre Pedro De Leon

Bud Spencer

Monsignor Delgado

Jean-Pierre Aumont

Marchese Alfonso Felipo Gonzaga

Robert Loggia

Menendez

Mario Pilar

Monsignor Jimenez

Salvatore Basile

Marchesa Gonzaga

Maria Cumani Quasimodo

Bischoph

Jacques Herlin

Casino Owner

Mario Erpichini

Antonio Mendoza

Luigi Antonio Guerra

Lorenzo Piani

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