Attack of the Swole People

Sep 29, 2023

0h 14m

★ 10.0

For maximum gains, resistance is encouraged

Overview

A government agent and her rookie partner race to stop a trio of gym bro extraterrestrials from murdering humans and pilfering their creatine supplies.

Genres

Horror

Science Fiction

Comedy

Production Companies

Petrichor Motion Pictures

Attack of the Swole People Trailers

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Cast

Swole Person / Crime Scene Photographer

Gabriel Barron

Liv

Jenny Henderson

Joel

John Wayne Henderson

Rookie

Ian Kramer

Agent Harding

Rachel Noble

Swole Person

Uriel Noble

Chad

Jackson Connor Petty

Diane / Crime Scene Analyst

Kathryn Petty

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