If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Oct 10, 2025

1h 53m

★ 0.0

Everything is under control.

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Thriller

Production Companies

Fat City

Bronxburgh

A24

Central Pictures

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailers

Cast

Linda

Rose Byrne

Child

Delaney Quinn

Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

James

A$AP Rocky

Diana

Ivy Wolk

Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Therapist

Conan O'Brien

Landlord

Manu Narayan

Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Breathworker

Eva Kornet

Kate

Ella Beatty

Eva

Helen Hong

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