If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Oct 10, 2025

1h 53m

★ 6.6

Everything is under control.

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Genres

Drama

Production Companies

A24

Central Pictures

Fat City

Bronxburgh

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailers

Cast

Linda

Rose Byrne

Therapist

Conan O'Brien

James

A$AP Rocky

Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Child

Delaney Quinn

Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

Diana

Ivy Wolk

Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Landlord

Manu Narayan

Father

Christian Slater

Breathworker

Eva Kornet

Kate

Ella Beatty

Luise, called Pünktchen, and Anton are closest of friends. Being the daughter of a wealthy surgeon, young Pünktchen lives in a great house. Her mother, who always travels through the world more for public relation reasons than for the social tasks she pretends to fulfill, is never available to her as a mother. Anton, son of a single and sick mother in financial trouble, does his best to help her out of it by working late. Pünktchen decides to help her only friend (as nobody else would anyway) and starts singing in public places. Trouble arises when Anton can't resist stealing a golden lighter and Pünktchen's secret life is discovered by her parents. Two troubled families finally can see the need for actions to be taken.

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