If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Oct 10, 2025

1h 53m

★ 6.6

Everything is under control.

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Genres

Drama

Production Companies

A24

Central Pictures

Fat City

Bronxburgh

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Trailers

Cast

Linda

Rose Byrne

Therapist

Conan O'Brien

James

A$AP Rocky

Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Child

Delaney Quinn

Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

Diana

Ivy Wolk

Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Landlord

Manu Narayan

Father

Christian Slater

Breathworker

Eva Kornet

Kate

Ella Beatty

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