The Cosmic Idiot

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Overview

After drunkenly stumbling through a portal, an idiot finds himself lost in an abandoned beach town. Here, he poorly recounts his PAST, present, and future existences, each ending in the spontaneous combustion of planet Earth.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Andrew Edison Films

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Cast

Jay

Jonah Blechman

Brents

Luke Loftin

Rose

Sarah Anne Hill

Victoria

Taylor Compton

Sue

Penelope Grover

Phoebe

Sandra V Baptista

Randall

Andy Schirrmeister

Maurice

Joe Grisaffi

Hostage

Richard C. Jones

Delilah

Adelaide Lummis

Mona

Sara Gaston

Charlie

Will Fordyce

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