Project: Snake - Low Budget Espionage

Jan 13, 2006

1h 46m

★ 0.0

Overview

Terrorists have seized control of a remote Alaskan nuclear weapons facility. Now the only man that can stop the impending disaster is the cigarette-addicted, cardboard box-sneaking, guard-choking, woman-hating, gun-toting, legend of the battlefield, codename: SNAKE.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Production Companies

X-Strike Studios

Project: Snake - Low Budget Espionage Trailers

Cast

Snake

Rory O'Boyle

Meryl

Michelle Phelan

Colonel Campbell

Steve Smith

Liquid

Tim Ekkebus

Adam 'Ocelot' Ocelot

Rich Durham

The Ninja

Darrin DeMarco

President Baker

Juese Cutler

DARKA Chief

Casey Bowker

Dr. Naomi Huntre

Charlotte Dunn

Mei Ling Goldman

Kristen Squire

Frank Jaeger

Matthew Mahoney

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