Secret Santa

Dec 25, 2013

0h 22m

★ 0.0

Overview

World famous super spy and chimney expert Santa Claus comes out of retirement to save the world from the most dangerous terrorist the world has ever known.

Genres

Action

Comedy

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Cast

Santa Claus

Andy Mogren

Kris Kringle/Frostbite

Freddie Wong

Miss Eltoe

Ellary Porterfield

Government Agent

Nick Rutherford

Doc

Steve Zaragoza

Victor Von Eyepatch

Joe Bereta

Nutcracker

Paul Prado

Master Of Ceremonies

Benji Dolly

Rhymsey

Desmond Dolly

Computer Expert Goon

Peter Gilroy

Elf In Rockefeller Plaza

Ethan Newberry

New York City Cop

Brian Firenzi

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