Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die

Sep 8, 1966

1h 46m

★ 6.7

Rio... where the action is! Where all systems are go-go-go...

Overview

In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Columbia Pictures

DDL Cinematografica

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die Trailers

Cast

Kelly

Mike Connors

Susan Fleming

Dorothy Provine

Mr. Ardonian

Raf Vallone

Lord Aldric / James

Terry-Thomas

Grace

Margaret Lee

Sylvia

Nicoletta Machiavelli

Karin

Beverly Adams

Gioia

Marilù Tolo

Wilma Soong

Seyna Seyn

Ringo

Oliver MacGreevy

Omar

Sandro Dori

British ambassador

Jack Gwillim

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