Never on Tuesday

Apr 13, 1989

1h 30m

★ 3.9

When Matt and Eddie dreamt of the ultimate fantasy they never thought it would be like this.

Overview

Matt and Eddie are two young men from the mid-west travelling to California to see the sights - primarily semi-clad women on beaches. They hop into their car and head off through the desert...

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Palisades Entertainment

Cinema Group

Never on Tuesday Trailers

Cast

Tuesday

Claudia Christian

Matt

Andrew Lauer

Eddie

Peter Berg

Man in Red Sports Car (uncredited)

Nicolas Cage

Lucky Larry Lupin (uncredited)

Gilbert Gottfried

Zombie

Dave Anderson

Zombie

Mark Garbarino

Zombie

Melvyn Pearls

Zombie

Brett Seals

Thief (uncredited)

Charlie Sheen

Motorcycle cop (uncredited)

Judd Nelson

Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)

Cary Elwes

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