Stealing Rembrandt

May 17, 2003

1h 49m

★ 6.0

They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it

Overview

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Ugly Duckling Films

Fine & Mellow Productions

Stealing Rembrandt Trailers

Cast

Mick

Lars Brygmann

Tom

Jakob Cedergren

Kenneth

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Jimmy

Nicolas Bro

Trine

Sonja Richter

Charlotte

Paprika Steen

Christian

Gordon Kennedy

Kiosk Karsten

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Søren Pilmark

Ole Ernst

Ulf Pilgaard

Mogens Holm

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