Impenetrable

May 11, 2023

0h 20m

★ 0.0

Overview

Jules has a big goal for her birthday: get laid. But she's got a big obstacle in her way: herself. With an anthropomorphized dilator by her side, Jules learns she may need to open up in more ways than one.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Production Companies

Offbeat Films

Impenetrable Trailers

Cast

Jules

Geena Pietromonaco

Dilator (Puppeteer)

Jessica Clement

Dale

Matthew Vergara

Marge

Annie Barry

Dilator (voice)

Geena Pietromonaco

Buddy

Matthew Joseph

Buddy's Buddy 1

Andy Pietromonaco

Buddy's Buddy 2

Alex Tank

Buddy's Buddy 3

Kwesi Phillips

Potential Penetrator 1

Dean Kirkpatrick

Potential Penetrator 2

Jared Fagan

Potential Penetrator 3

Connor Brenes

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Cast

Jules

Geena Pietromonaco

Dilator (Puppeteer)

Jessica Clement

Dale

Matthew Vergara

Marge

Annie Barry

Dilator (voice)

Geena Pietromonaco

Buddy

Matthew Joseph

Buddy's Buddy 1

Andy Pietromonaco

Buddy's Buddy 2

Alex Tank

Buddy's Buddy 3

Kwesi Phillips

Potential Penetrator 1

Dean Kirkpatrick

Potential Penetrator 2

Jared Fagan

Potential Penetrator 3

Impenetrable

Overview

Genres

Production Companies

Impenetrable Trailers

Cast

Geena Pietromonaco

Jessica Clement

Matthew Vergara

Annie Barry

Geena Pietromonaco

Matthew Joseph

Andy Pietromonaco

Alex Tank

Kwesi Phillips

Dean Kirkpatrick

Jared Fagan

Connor Brenes

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The Abominable Dr. Phibes

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Death Is a Problem for the Living

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9 Dead Gay Guys

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Cast

Geena Pietromonaco

Jessica Clement

Matthew Vergara

Annie Barry

Geena Pietromonaco

Matthew Joseph

Andy Pietromonaco

Alex Tank

Kwesi Phillips

Dean Kirkpatrick

Jared Fagan

Connor Brenes