Don't Go Near the Water

Nov 14, 1957

1h 47m

★ 5.1

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

Overview

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Romance

War

Production Companies

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Avon Productions

Don't Go Near the Water Trailers

Cast

Lt. J.G. Max Siegel

Glenn Ford

Melora Alba

Gia Scala

Adam Garrett

Earl Holliman

Lt. Alice Tomlen

Anne Francis

Gordon Ripwell

Keenan Wynn

Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash

Fred Clark

Deborah Aldrich

Eva Gabor

Ens. Tyson

Russ Tamblyn

Lt. Ross Pendleton

Jeff Richards

Farragut Jones

Mickey Shaughnessy

Admiral Junius Boatwright

Howard Smith

Mr. Alba - Melora's Father

Romney Brent

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6.6

Australia

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7.2

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7.4

A Walk in the Clouds

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6.3

Saints and Soldiers

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7.5

Empire of the Sun

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7.2

The Caine Mutiny

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5.5

Battle of the Commandos

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6.7

Mrs. Henderson Presents

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7.1

Cross of Iron

Jan 29, 1977

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5.7

Breakthrough

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6.3

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7.4

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7.3

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7.5

Sunflower

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7.6

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7.0

Monsieur Batignole

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7.0

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