Dear Consumer (Robot Chicken's Full-Assed Christmas Special)

Dec 6, 2009

0h 11m

★ 0.0

Overview

Thor celebrates Christmas in Asgard, Santa adds Walter PPK to the bad boy list and the creators take a skewed look at The Gift of the Magi. Plus who needs Rudolph when Santa has Comet?

Genres

Animation

Comedy

Production Companies

Stoopid Monkey

Sony Pictures Digital

Williams Street

Adult Swim

ShadowMachine

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Cast

Loki / Tree / Jaden / Reindeer / Elf / Various (voice)

Seth Green

Mother / Snowflake Woman / Little Girl (voice)

Robin Bain

Christmas Daughter / Humping Village Woman (voice)

Leah Ann Cevoli

Della Dillingham Young / Christmas Mother (voice)

Erika Christensen

James Dillingham Young / Snowflake (voice)

Hugh Davidson

Odin (voice)

Greg Grunberg

Santa Claus / Thor / Atheist Mayor (voice)

Seth MacFarlane

Comet / Terrorist (voice)

Breckin Meyer

Snowflake Man (voice)

Matthew Senreich

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