Brighton Wok: The Legend of Ganja Boxing

Jul 11, 2008

1h 30m

★ 4.4

Ninjas! Ganja! Kung Fu!

Overview

Vafan Cuolo the Italian Ninja takes over Brighton with his milita of kung-fu fighters. Ryu, a young man just out of a care home, is surprised to discover that he is Brighton's last hope. Ryu is the Chosen One and he must find The Ganja Master, learn the ancient mystical art of Ganja Boxing and defeat Vafan; liberating Brighton.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Fantasy

Production Companies

Convict Films

Brighton Wok: The Legend of Ganja Boxing Trailers

Cast

Ryu

Richard Forsyth

Vafan Cuolo

Samson Byford-Winter

The Ganja Master / Russell the Tramp

Randolph Barrington

Bella Brown

Laura Byford-Winter

The Crazy Old Man

Ruari Barratt

Tom the Hippy

Nathan Bellringer

Freddie the Frenchman

Frederic Croizon

Young Ryu

Sonny Hartney

Vafan's Spy

Daniel Iliskovic

Ryu's Father

Geoff Lee-Megan

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