Machete Kills

Sep 12, 2013

1h 47m

★ 5.6

Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.

Overview

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Genres

Action

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

Open Road Films

Overnight Films

AR Films

Aldamisa Entertainment

Demarest Films

1821 Pictures

Quick Draw Productions

Universal Pictures

Machete Kills Trailers

Cast

Machete Cortez

Danny Trejo

Luther Voz

Mel Gibson

Mendez

Demián Bichir

Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Amber Heard

Luz

Michelle Rodriguez

Desdemona

Sofía Vergara

Mr. President

Charlie Sheen

Sartana Rivera

Jessica Alba

La Camaleon

Lady Gaga

KillJoy

Alexa PenaVega

Cereza Desdemona

Vanessa Hudgens

Osiris Amanpour

Tom Savini

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