The Secret Cinema

Mar 8, 1967

0h 27m

★ 5.1

Overview

Welcome to the Secret Cinema, now featuring a series of films on the real-life misadventures of Jane, a New York City office secretary. See Jane being sexually harassed by her boss, Mr. Troppogrosso. See Jane get dumped by her boyfriend, Dick. See Jane humiliated in lots of ways. And here's the kicker: Jane doesn't know that her life is being filmed, or that she's being set up by some of the people closest to her. But she's starting to have her suspicions.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Hacienda-Tropicana-Madness

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Cast

Jane

Amy Vane

Mr. Troppogrosso

Gordon Felio

Helen

Connie Ellison

Dick

Philip Carlson

Jane's Mother

Estelle Omens

Psychiatrist

Barry Dennen

First Secretary

Mara Lepmanis

Second Secretary

Camille Fife

Waitress / Ticket Seller / Nurse

Mimi Randolph

Disc Jockey (voice)

Glenn Johnson

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