The Secret Cinema

Mar 8, 1967

0h 27m

★ 5.1

Overview

Welcome to the Secret Cinema, now featuring a series of films on the real-life misadventures of Jane, a New York City office secretary. See Jane being sexually harassed by her boss, Mr. Troppogrosso. See Jane get dumped by her boyfriend, Dick. See Jane humiliated in lots of ways. And here's the kicker: Jane doesn't know that her life is being filmed, or that she's being set up by some of the people closest to her. But she's starting to have her suspicions.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Hacienda-Tropicana-Madness

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Cast

Jane

Amy Vane

Mr. Troppogrosso

Gordon Felio

Helen

Connie Ellison

Dick

Philip Carlson

Jane's Mother

Estelle Omens

Psychiatrist

Barry Dennen

First Secretary

Mara Lepmanis

Second Secretary

Camille Fife

Waitress / Ticket Seller / Nurse

Mimi Randolph

Disc Jockey (voice)

Glenn Johnson

When lesbian detective Abigail Marks teams up with gay guy Michael Dalmar to solve the disappearance of his twin, Kyle Dalmar, a famed portrait photographer, their investigation leads them into the Kyle's risque world. With Michael posing as Kyle, the pair uncover assistants who have designs on their bosses, clients who have an interest in detectives, and killers who want them stopped.

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6.0

Run Robot Run!

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6.8

The Bulgarian Pursuit

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5.8

Cowboys & Angels

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4.2

41 Seconds

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6.9

Charm School

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4.5

Scarlet River

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3.0

Non-Stop

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6.6

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7.2

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5.4

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4.5

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5.6

Visioneers

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5.3

Sandbar

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6.6

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

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4.6

Deal of the Century

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8.0

How Wives Sold Husbands

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