The Killer Condom

Aug 29, 1996

2h 0m

★ 5.1

The rubber that rubs you out!

Overview

In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Ascot Film

ECCO Film

MBG Films

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Cast

Luigi Mackeroni

Udo Samel

Sam Hanks

Peter Lohmeyer

Frau Dr. Riffleson

Iris Berben

Billy

Marc Richter

Babette (Bob Miller)

Leonard Lansink

Leichenbeschauerin Wilma

Evelyn Künneke

Detektivin Sally

Hella von Sinnen

Mann vom Secret Service

Heribert Sasse

Phyllis Higgins

Meret Becker

Her Teacher

Gerd Wameling

Hotelchef Robinson

Henning Schlüter

Prof. Boris Smirnoff

Ralf Wolter

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