The Oldest Profession

Apr 7, 1967

1h 59m

★ 5.0

Overview

A collection of sketches that tells the story of prostitution through the ages.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Francoriz Production

Les Films Gibé

Rialto Film

Rizzoli Film

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Cast

Brit (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Michèle Mercier

Rak (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Enrico Maria Salerno

The Trader (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Gabriele Tinti

Domitilla (segment "Nuits romaines")

Elsa Martinelli

Flavius (segment "Nuits romaines")

Gastone Moschin

Menippus (segment "Nuits romaines")

Giancarlo Cobelli

Mimi Guillotine (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jeanne Moreau

Toinette (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Catherine Samie

Philibert (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jean-Claude Brialy

Joseph, Mimi's Previous Client (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jean Richard

Nini (segment "La belle époque")

Raquel Welch

Édouard (segment "La belle époque")

Martin Held

Matt, a young glaciologist, soars across the vast, silent, icebound immensities of the South Pole as he recalls his love affair with Lisa. They meet at a mobbed rock concert in a vast music hall - London's Brixton Academy. They are in bed at night's end. Together, over a period of several months, they pursue a mutual sexual passion whose inevitable stages unfold in counterpoint to nine live-concert songs.

7.3

Dirty Dancing

Aug 21, 1987

Expecting the usual tedium that accompanies a summer in the Catskills with her family, 17-year-old Frances 'Baby' Houseman is surprised to find herself stepping into the shoes of a professional hoofer—and unexpectedly falling in love.

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3.0

Sex oder Liebe?

Oct 19, 2000

Marie is fed up with always serving men as a fling. Now she wants to turn the tables and gets herself two male creatures: she regularly has wild sex with the muscular construction worker Frank, while pianist Alyosha is there for the romantic hours. But Marie develops more feelings for both of them over time, which is not her only problem, because the two lovers also happen to share the same apartment...

5.5

Heart, Beating in the Dark

Oct 2, 2005

This new version of Nagasaki's Yami utsu shinzô (1982) is neither a remake nor a sequel. It is both those things, and at the same time it is also a documentary, a portrait of the consequences of passing time, and an occasionally very funny reflection on what the hell the point is of all this filmmaking business anyway. Shigeru Muroi and Takashi Naito, back then young hopefuls willing to take chances, now among the most established and recognisable actors in Japan, return to play the roles they assumed in the 1982 film, each of their characters having gone their own way. Alongside, another young couple (Honda and the ever-brilliant Eguchi) find themselves in the exact same situation as their older counterparts 25 years earlier. Their paths cross, an opportunity arises: for the elder two to redeem part of their own lives, for the younger couple to find a helping hand in their darkest hour.

4.8

Die goldene Banane von Bad Porno

Aug 26, 1971

A producer of erotic / pornographic pictures would like very much to win the Golden Banana at the 13th Danish Festival of Pornographic Pictures. He tries to spy what the other studios are filming...

3.3

Inn of 1000 Sins

Feb 25, 1975

Albert has the enviable job of being employed by a plush hotel to cater to the female visitors. His duty is to satisfy them in any and every way possible. All is not well for Albert though because he falls in love with a rich and voluptuous woman who decides that maybe his career isn't the best for the both of them. Will Albert become monogamous... has love changed his lifestyle?

2.0

Laß laufen, Kumpel!

Oct 15, 1981

Two footballers from a soccer club in the Ruhr area upset various marriages and friendships with their lust for sex.

4.4

The Young Seducers 2

Mar 17, 1972

Pretty young girls get involved in humorous sexual situations.

4.1

Kokosnüsse und Bananen

Jan 1, 1989

Fridolin has major relationship problems. He has the strong suspicion that his wife is cheating on him with another man. This is the only way he can explain the fact that he hasn't had sex for a long time. When he also receives a letter in which his wife tells him that she wants to separate from him, he decides to take things into his own hands. Together with a friend, he devises a plan to satisfy his desires and make his wife jealous at the same time.

3.4

Sex After Six

Aug 10, 1972

The members of a wedding party play a game whereby each describes the events of their own wedding night.

1.0

Has Anybody Seen My Pants?

May 30, 1975

Mr. Schmidinger, a Bavarian from Texas, inherits a hotel from his stepbrother in Heidelberg. He flies to Germany, where his luggage and savings are stolen, and finally ends up in his hotel after an adventurous hunt for the suitcase. He checks in incognito and soon realizes that he is in a brothel. The American, horrified and utterly shocked, dismisses the staff and girls in order to turn the dirty inheritance into a clean hotel, but then the protectors spring into action.

2.5

Gestatten, Vögelein im Dienst

Apr 16, 1971

The young Robert looking for work and room in Bavaria. Because Robert dares to take a young girl with him to his place, he loses his apartment and the job as an assistant to a bookseller.