The Oldest Profession

Apr 7, 1967

1h 59m

★ 4.9

Overview

A collection of sketches that tells the story of prostitution through the ages.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Francoriz Production

Les Films Gibé

Rialto Film

Rizzoli Film

The Oldest Profession Trailers

Cast

Brit (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Michèle Mercier

Rak (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Enrico Maria Salerno

The Trader (segment "L'ère préhistorique")

Gabriele Tinti

Domitilla (segment "Nuits romaines")

Elsa Martinelli

Flavius (segment "Nuits romaines")

Gastone Moschin

Menippus (segment "Nuits romaines")

Giancarlo Cobelli

Mimi Guillotine (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jeanne Moreau

Toinette (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Catherine Samie

Philibert (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jean-Claude Brialy

Joseph, Mimi's Previous Client (segment "Mademoiselle Mimi")

Jean Richard

Nini (segment "La belle époque")

Raquel Welch

Édouard (segment "La belle époque")

Martin Held

Johnny Truelove likes to see himself as tough. He's the son of an underworld figure and a drug dealer. Johnny also likes to get tough when things don't go his way. When Jake Mazursky fails to pay up for Johnny, things get worse for the Mazursky family, as Johnny and his 'gang' kidnap Jake's 15 year old brother and hold him hostage.

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6.2

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5.7

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6.7

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3.8

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6.7

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7.3

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7.1

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