Madea's Witness Protection

Jun 29, 2012

1h 54m

★ 6.1

Believe it or not, they know too much.

Overview

For years, mild-mannered Wall Street banker George Needleman has meandered through life oblivious to his family's dysfunction and his company's malfeasance, but he's forced to wake up when he learns that he's been framed in a mob-backed Ponzi scheme. Placed under federal protection, George and his family are shipped down South to Madea's house, where the no-nonsense matriarch whips them all into shape using her special brand of tough love.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Tyler Perry Studios

Madea's Witness Protection Trailers

Cast

Madea / Joe / Brian

Tyler Perry

George Needleman

Eugene Levy

Kate Needleman

Denise Richards

Jake

Romeo

Barbara

Doris Roberts

Walter

Tom Arnold

Pastor Nelson

John Amos

Howie

Devan Leos

Cindy

Danielle Campbell

Hattie

Marla Gibbs

Agent Mulligan

Nelson Bonilla

Jack Goldberg

Frank Brennan

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