My Seawoman

Jun 1, 1990

1h 20m

★ 4.0

Overview

At a popular vacation destination in Crimea every evening the entertainer Lyudmila Pashkova hosts "Where are you, talents?" - a friendly competition designed to amuse vacationers. Michael Gudkov, a vacationer from the northern Russian city of Murmansk, takes up the challenge performing his favorite song "My Female Sailor". In spite of a well-received performance the host did not award a victory to him. Feeling slighted Michael decides to compete every evening with his song until he gets his well-deserved prize becoming a favorite fixture of the local competition.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Odeon

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Cast

Lyudmila Pashkova, entertainer

Lyudmila Gurchenko

Michael Gudkov, vacationer

Mikhail Derzhavin

Tatyana Ptashuk, accordion player

Tatyana Vasileva

Suzdalev, famous actor, friend of Lyudmila Pashkova

Georgi Martirosyan

Clerk of a rental bureau

Roksana Babayan

Lambada performer

Lyubov Polishchuk

Kolya, son of Lyudmila Pashkova

Roman Ryazantsev

Masha, Kolya's girlfriend

Anastasiya Nemolyaeva

Moscow colleague of Michael Gudkov

Ekaterina Zinchenko

Maksim Voronkov

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