Watermelons

Dec 31, 2021

0h 11m

★ 10.0

Who stole those juicy watermelons?

Overview

Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

mr. soupman

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Cast

JJ / Inmate #6969 / JJ's Dad

Justin Kostecki

Eugene

Jason Tanski

JJ's Boss

Hannah Rowland

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6.0

For the Love of Willadean

Mar 8, 1964

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10.0

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6.9

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5.6

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6.9

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1.0

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5.0

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6.1

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6.0

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5.2

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Mar 30, 2018

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4.4

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0.0

Osomatsu-kun: Greetings From The Watermelon Planet-zansu!

Mar 18, 1989

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6.4

Down Under

Aug 11, 2016

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3.5

The Watermelon

Jan 1, 1962

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0.0

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5.0

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6.8

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7.0

The Death of Stalin

Oct 20, 2017

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Watermelons

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