Watermelons

Dec 31, 2021

0h 11m

★ 10.0

Who stole those juicy watermelons?

Overview

Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

mr. soupman

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Cast

JJ / Inmate #6969 / JJ's Dad

Justin Kostecki

Eugene

Jason Tanski

JJ's Boss

Hannah Rowland

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Watermelons

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