Time Pirates

Sep 9, 2022

1h 33m

★ 4.2

A magical musical adventure for the whole family!

Overview

Shooting a music video aboard a tall ship, band SM6 discovers a partial treasure map. After reading the incantation on the map, a waterspout emerges and transports the ship back to an era where pirates rule the seven seas. As SM6 searches for a way back home, they run into dread pirate Blackbeard, the fearsome Kraken, and make an alliance with female pirate Anne Bonny.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Adventure

Family

Production Companies

The Asylum

Time Pirates Trailers

Cast

Anne Bonny

Angela Cole

Self

Adam Jones

Self

Isabel Jones

Self

Eliana Jones

Self

Jack Jones

Self

George Jones

Self

Emily Jones

Captain Miles Cooper

Jack Pearson

The Crone

Dee Wallace

Blackbeard

Richard Grieco

Herself

Piper Rockelle

Lucio

Richy Jackson

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