The Ice Pirates

Mar 16, 1984

1h 31m

★ 5.6

A totally SPACED adventure! ...You have to be there to see it.

Overview

In the not too distant future, where by far the most precious commodity in the galaxy is water. The last surviving water planet was somehow removed to the unreachable centre of the galaxy at the end of the galactic trade wars. The galaxy is ruled by an evil emperor presiding over a trade oligarchy that controls all mining and sale of ice from asteroids and comets.

Genres

Science Fiction

Action

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

JF Productions

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

The Ice Pirates Trailers

Cast

Jason

Robert Urich

Princess Karina

Mary Crosby

Roscoe

Michael D. Roberts

Maida

Anjelica Huston

Killjoy

John Matuszak

Zeno

Ron Perlman

Supreme Commander

John Carradine

Nanny

Natalie Core

Zorn

Jeremy West

Wendon

Bruce Vilanch

Count Paisley

Alan Caillou

Frog Lady

Marcia Lewis

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