Bad Santa

Nov 26, 2003

1h 32m

★ 6.5

He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice.

Overview

You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Dimension Films

Mike Zoss Productions

Bad Santa Trailers

Cast

Willie

Billy Bob Thornton

Marcus

Tony Cox

Sue

Lauren Graham

The Kid

Brett Kelly

Lois

Lauren Tom

Hindustani Troublemaker

Ajay Naidu

Milwaukee Mom with Photo

Alex Borstein

Bob Chipeska

John Ritter

Gin

Bernie Mac

Milwaukee Mother

Lorna Scott

Milwaukee Boy

Harrison Bieker

Drum Set Girl

Alexandra Korhan

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