Blood Relatives

Sep 23, 2022

1h 28m

★ 4.4

Family sucks.

Overview

A nomadic recluse living on the fringes of society reconsiders his bloodthirsty legacy when a teenage girl shows up claiming to be his daughter.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Paper Street Pictures

Nocturnal Kid

Blood Relatives Trailers

Cast

Jane

Victoria Moroles

Francis

Noah Segan

Hilda

Akasha Villalobos

Sylvie

C.L. Simpson

Dr. Seward

Ammie Masterson

Ms. Shelling

Tracie Thoms

Nathan

Jon Proudstar

Roger

Josh Ruben

Mert the Clerk

Doug Benson

Security Guard

Brian Villalobos

Caleb

Reece Everett Ryan

Terry

Jesse Lucas

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